Still gone, won’t be back. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Radioactive Panda - is comic.

Tiefgrau.com “Meaghan E. Quinn, last of the red hot Irish swamis.”

Nation Poo - The Official [collaborative comic] Archives of Eatpoo History

Emaki Productions

The Terrible Trials of Timmy & Jenny

Indy [comics] Magazine

Revolution by Design: The Soviet Poster “Lenin created the first truly modern propaganda machine, and its most colorful, dramatic and original form was the poster.”

“Bruno In Baghdad Pictures of the war in Iraq - Personal Pictures From Operation Iraqi Freedom” Huge hi-res pics, skipped the index page because of the *ahem* 5.1 MB embedded mp3 of “Guns and Roses” cover of “Knocking on Heaven’s Door”

Wong Fu Productions

((((( SUPER SIZE ME ))))) A Film of Epic Portion

“His mission: To eat three meals a day for 30 days at McDonald’s and document the impact on his health.

“It was really crazy - my body basically fell apart over the course of 30 days,” Spurlock told The Post.”

“What you need to know

Everything you need to know about trans fats. Complete coverage from The Globe, recipies to avoid trans fat and much more.” Trans-fats are the part prinamry culprit in fast foods and, unfortunaley those tasty pakaged Ramen noodles.

If you don’t trust MikeyDs (”i’m lovin’ it!), mabye this new updated Frito-Lay food pyramid can help you.

FDA Food Defect Action Levels

Levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods that present no health hazards for humans

“Saddam’s ‘evil chemistry’ justified war: Ashcroft

Top U.S. official defends right to fight despite lack of WMDs” Grouchy Smurf says,” I hate Evil Chemistry”

Which America Hating Minority Are You?

Govs 4, Senators 0. Tough Odds

The Psalm 137:9 Project

‘Muslim Refusenik’ Incites Furor With Critique of Faith

Canadian’s Book Challenges Treatment of Women Under Islam

The Burqa Band “In the post taliban Afgahanistan, the taboo of western culture still prevails. Three Afghani girls who wanted to rock and roll formed the ‘Burqa Band’ but had to wear a burqa during the recording.”

KURT VONNEGUT: His life & work displayed in a site called ”The Vonnegut Web”

TQworld presents tranquility Is game, seems very mellow. (via Psychokick)

Tree of Life Web Project Home Page A collaborative Internet project containing

information about phylogeny and biodiversity

TrekEarth Learning about the world through photography

Flower-Power Could Help Clear Land mines “A Danish biotech company has developed a genetically modified flower that could help detect land mines and it hopes to have a prototype ready for use within a few years.”

Legacy Designs Presents Paperdolls.com

Korea to Unleash Plague on World

“Second only to the plagues that Moses unleashed on Egypt, and even more deadly that the plague that a Korean unleashed on the world in “Outbreak,” the Korean government is preparing to unleash a storm on the world…Soap Operas.”

Hmm… they’re pretty corny, but not that bad…. of course I can’t stand to watch them.

Korean mercs heading for Iraq You can tell they’re Korean by the Gold plated muzzles, God we’re a tacky people.

The Oscars nominees were announced, I can just hear all the geeks gritting their teethes for LotR… heh, heh. Haven’t seen the second or third one yet, but I did enjoy the first one despite the genre. I’m pretty sure the rest of the series will be good, I guess.

I’ve always considered the whole high fantasy thing to be escapist and reactionary at its core. Even back in high school, I wondered what my usually sci-fi oriented visionary geek pals were doing scribbling away at AD&D games and its shallow anemic take at nordic myths and fairy folklore. Spaceships and robots I can dig, but wizards and dragons? Christ, why don’t you just go around pretending to be fucking vampires?

So here’s four links sure to irritate the faithful and amuse the cynical:

Wraiths and race “What with the dark skin, broad faces and dreadlocks, it’s a wonder Tolkien didn’t give his baddies a natural sense of rhythm, says John Yatt, examining Middle Earth’s suspect racial undertones”

Lord of the Rings: Philosophical Poison

The Return of the King: Tolkien and the new medievalism

“The obsession with power, will and hierarchy in Peter Jackson’s film trilogy adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s epic The Lord of the Rings fuels its dangerous topicality: a vindication and veneration of empire.”

Stormfront White Nationalist Community - The Lord of the Rings

Happy Fucking Whatever

American Accent Training

eXtreme Segway!

hot bolt-on-food action

The Curse of the Asian Man “Have you ever noticed that an Asian Guy is never the stud on campus? Have you noticed that a lot of Asian Guys just don’t seem to be the most popular with the ladies?”

My bro’s opinion, “If you ‘er not getting any, it ain’t because you’re slant eyed, it ’cause you ugly! Don’t blame us for your mediocre ass, good looking people always get laid. Ugly girls are at least easy lays, guys, you have to offer something. You have to give the girl some reason to be with you…”

He then went a very funny rant about how annoying the white bitches were with the yeppity blah blah never stopping mouths, “but at least they had a pulse, not like those comatose asian chicks, with those fuzzy bunnies and shit on their pencils, cell phones and anything else….”

Then he went on about those concave chested idiot math and engineering majors always smoking in front of the lobby talking about they “l33t” they were and those Chinese guys, the mainlanders, they fucking stunk! “Third world hygiene,” he said. He when on, to other topics and other races, but ultimately rejected my extended quoting of his material as it would hinder his future political career, my very relation to him being a large enough one already.

Monty Python’s Camlelot in animated Legos (3.1MB, quicktime)

ronsens: abbey roads

Nestor here: Lotta links are probably dead! Tell me and I’ll remove ‘em. Hey happy thanksgiving.

Update, jesus that was a lot of broken dead 404 or otherwise subscription only links. Oh internet I weep for thee!

Stuck On You (Widescreen Edition)

Well hello there. I had to turn off a bunch of plugins because the site was being unresponsive, and dreamhost finally gave me the clue that scripts running might be causing it, so I went around switching stuff off. Including the spam catching plugin which is why I switched on registration for comments. A bunch of people have registered already, all with .ru emails. I never suspected this site had so many Russian fans!

John Cleese interviewed by some French blogger type. Cleese talks about the upcoming US election (Electing Obama is the USA’s last chance to stop being seen as the international village idiot) and Sarah Palin (She is like a parrot)

John Cleese (part 2): Obama, Biden & Fox News

Beem catching up on Yotsuba scanlations. Great comic. You of course should avoid scanlations and buy
Yotsuba& books from amazon, specifically through that link (Since this month the site actually made negative money through amazon. For shame!)

Here’s a curiosity: A very dedicated fan of Dr. Who has created an anime Dr. Who short, still in thew works though you can see screenshots and animation tests on this forum thread. It doesn’t look too bad. I’m not sure if the decision to use audio clips from the show itself to dub the animation will work but it’s a clever idea.

Oh yeah also Futurama, “Bender’s last game” has been released. It’s already on torrents, of course, but again you should buys it, it’s good for the economy, see?

Futurama: Bender’s Game

Original comments follow (Because no one is going to register to comment)

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Or in the immortal words of Micheal Stoyanov: “That’s… that’s me, Ortiz. Ortiz? Ortiz, that’s me. That’s ME, Ortiz! Ooh, whoa, Or… Ortiz! That’s me! Oh, oh, oh, Ortiiiizzzzz…”

Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 12:19 am | #

LOL, yeah, I couldn’t believe how they portayed the conjoined twins as everyday typical people then all of a sudden, we see that Asian girl with stereotypical accent and shy/subservient vibe.

Some Dude | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 12:22 am | #

Gogo Yubari wouldn’t take any of that shit. She’d be all BLIZZAM! ZAP!! SPLORTCH! And then she’d bring me Matt Damon’s beating heart. She’d hold it in her hand and we could watch it stop beating together. (sigh)

Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 12:31 am | #

I am surprised anyone would even watch that movie

Imon | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 12:44 am | #

No-one likes buck-teeth? Oh, come on, I can’t be the only one who wanted to bang Terra from the Teen Titans…

Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 5:57 am | #

El Hombre would like to point out that if you look at enough Pornography, then Americans think that buck teeth are a sign of beauty as well. Or at least, a sign of bang-ability.

El Hombre | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 6:19 am | #

I haven’t seen the movie, but remember, the Farrelly Bros. have always tried to offend by just about any means neccessary. Just sayin’.

Dreaded Wheat | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 7:09 am | #

Actually, in Japan it’s not a matter of “buck teeth”… Rather, it’s a matter of “teeth all over the place.” However, it’s far less common to find messed up teeth in larger cities such as Tokyo. However, where I live that is not the case. I kid you not when I say that I’ve seen otherwise attractive women who have teeth sprouting out of their upper and lower gums (seperate from their regular set) projecting out at 90 degree angles. Sometimes, these very same women also either smoke or have very poor dental hygene so these “flyers” are often discolored (sometimes even black). Funny that they’ll spend several hundred dollars on Louis Vutton purses, Burberry and other fashion goods - even plastic surgery on their eyes and noses - but ignore dental improvements. Guess it’s not a culural priority…

Choeki | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 7:32 am | #

Well, as El Hombre is the owner of a set of imperfect teeth, he would like to state that women with too perfect teeth just don’t look right.

El Hombre | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 7:46 am | #

dear god…

Chapel | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 8:02 am | #

*Screams like a little girl on crack.*

EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 12:00 pm | #

BOOoooOOOoOOoohhhh!!! thows tomato at hyung…

(been waiting weeks to do that)

Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 1:08 pm | #

The Farrely bros. are pretty unique in the way they bring people with handicaps or deformities into contact with A-list celebrities. Sure there’s some gross humour but in my experience handicapped people often enjoy exactly that sort of jokes.

Nestor | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 3:28 pm | #

Thats what happens when the girl with th biggest smile gets the roll…. and speaking of rolls…. ROFLMAO

Rayz Rayzor | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 7:07 pm | #

El Hombre would also like to point out that the Farelly brothers would be much better, except that they lack fighting spirit.

El Hombre | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 8:01 pm | #

I concur. In any deathmatch with the Coen brothers, Wachowski brothers, Sprierig brothers, Twin Dragons, Tiger Twins, or even the Wonder Twins, they would die bloodily, and disgrace their ancestors!

Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 12.30.03 - 8:51 pm | #

Soooooo… she’s British?
No, wait, then her teeth would be bad as well as big…

Benares | Email | Homepage | 12.31.03 - 1:53 am | #

El Hombre? what is the true meaning of ‘lucha libre’? does it have anything to do with Mucha Lucha?

Hairy Scary Bob | Email | Homepage | 12.31.03 - 5:33 am | #

I don’t know Asians with teeth that big. Whoosh, creepy.

RC | Email | Homepage | 12.31.03 - 6:16 am | #

BTW Hyung, do any of those webcomic lamers who you link to ever link you back?

Nestor | Email | Homepage | 12.31.03 - 8:16 am | #

Some do.
Some don’t.

C’est la Vie.

Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 12.31.03 - 10:49 am | #

El Hombre? what is the true meaning of ‘lucha libre’? does it have anything to do with Mucha Lucha?

Hairy Scary Bob | 12.31.03 - 5:28 am |

Lucha Libre translates to “Free Fighting” but it generally is considered the Mexican equivalent of regular Pro Wrestling.

Mucha Lucha is a spin off.

El Hombre | Email | Homepage | 12.31.03 - 11:45 am | #

cheers man

Hairy Scary Bob | Email | Homepage | 01.01.04 - 4:23 am | #

The ultimate evolution of lucha being Incredibly Strange Wrestling and their Burrito Deathmatch, perhaps featuring El Macho Sasquatcho and El Homo Loco!

Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 01.01.04 - 4:33 am | #

Buck teeth kill blow jobs.

Tabby | Email | Homepage | 01.02.04 - 12:31 pm | #

o.O!! You and the movie Chicago nearly turned me off of women.

Sena | Email | Homepage | 08.12.04 - 11:23 pm | #

A fine life’s lesson for us all.

So! Digg is a wash, but I’m sure you’re all going to click on this button

And put us on the top 50 of that there list. I mean have you seen some of the comics that rank higher than this one? Have you no pride? No? Oh.

War and Japan the nonfiction manga of Mizuki Shigeru. This old dude, famous manga artist, was a soldier in WWII where he barely survived malaria and losing an arm. Unlike a lot of his generation he doesn’t have a “we didn’t do anything wrong” attitude and admits the wrongdoings of the Imperial Japanese

GEGEGE NO KITARO (2007) JAPAN MOVIE DVD

There will fall soft rains. Animated soviet sci fi short based on a Ray Bradbury short story

As a researcher at the Institute for High Energy Physics in Protvino, Bugorski used to work with the largest Soviet particle accelerator, the synchrotron U-70. On July 13, 1978, Bugorski was checking a malfunctioning piece of equipment when an accident occurred due to failed safety mechanisms. Bugorski was leaning over the piece of equipment when he stuck his head in the part through which the proton beam was running. Reportedly, he saw a flash “brighter than a thousand suns”, but did not feel any pain. The beam measured about 2000 gray when it entered Bugorski’s skull, and about 3000 gray when it exited after colliding with the inside of his head.

. The story is actually from 2005 so I wonder how things turned out for Joseph. I haven’t been able to find any updates.

Robotech - Protoculture Collection

So, back to reposts it is, I guess. Yay!

We’re trying to get the creepypasta comic up on DIGG, if you can help by digging it you’ll have done your good deed for the day. If you’re not a member of DIGG you can join here

Hey y’all.

I think I undercut any real creepiness with the funny, oh, well.

The color took me some time, but… not as good in BW, for this one.

Copy + Paste = Copypasta = Mimetic bits of text that float around message boards + Creepy = Creepy Pasta.

I wanted to do some more… but most are really lame, I mean lame. Lot’s of “go here and there and midnight etc, or grade Z urban legends…

That FTP is whatever.  Here is new comic.

I jus’ want to make it clear, I personally think people who make themselves a character in their own comics, those people are hella lame and double plus ungood.

My brother’s finally getting around to listening to Harry Potter, the sixth and seventh books… the one’s narrated by Jim Dale.  And I sayz to him, I sayz, “You know, that Dumbledore’s one messed up family, sister’s psycho crazy, brother’s a goat-fucker, and Albus’s a fag.”

Isn’t that wonderful, and I leave you now with some words from ol’ George Baileydown at the Savings & Loans:

“You’re thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe.

The money’s not here. Your money’s in Joe’s house…right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin’s house, and a hundred others. Why, you’re lending them the money to build, and then, they’re going to pay it back to you as best they can. Now what are you going to do? Foreclose on them?…Now wait…now listen…now listen to me. I beg of you not to do this thing.

If Potter gets hold of this Building and Loan there’ll never be another decent house built in this town. He’s already got charge of the bank. He’s got the bus line. He’s got the department stores. And now he’s after us. Why? Well, it’s very simple. Because we’re cutting in on his business, that’s why. And because he wants to keep you living in his slums and paying the kind of rent he decides. Joe, you lived in one of those Potter houses, didn’t you? Well, have you forgotten? Have you forgotten what he charged you for that broken-down shack? Here, Ed. You know, you remember last year when things weren’t going so well, and you couldn’t make your payments? You didn’t lose your house, did you? Do you think Potter would have let you keep it?

Can’t you understand what’s happening here? Don’t you see what’s happening? Potter isn’t selling. Potter’s buying! And why? Because we’re panicky and he’s not. That’s why. He’s picking up some bargains.

Now, we can get through this thing all right. We’ve got to stick together, though. We’ve got to have faith in each other.”

Hey all.

So in 2005, my aunt, in Korea tried to set me up in with a nice girl to settle down with. I was told to reply to to some chicks, and me being me, drew some comics instead. This is, sadly the only I can upload without revealing confidential info.

Yeah this is from the time Idgie was in the monster’s mouth and Hyung was teasing about her being dead.

Did you guys watch the Futurama movie yet? Beast with a Billon backs? I thought it was all right myself, though I’ve heard not everyone liked it. But then this is the internet.

Anyhow, here’s the trailer for the NEXT movie.

Don’t let the movie thing fool you, this season is really being released as extra long direct to DVD episodes. Still, nothing wrong with that, eh?

Seems this one is going to be fantasy themed, LOTR parodies and the like. Looks good.

Oh, are you paying attention to the project wonderful ads up on top? These are run by actual human beings who see the site and want you guys to visit them, and bid for the slot. If they see no clicks they might drop their bids, and then I’d be sad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m sad. Hah, Hulk reference. No I haven’t seen it yet. But I did see this:

Looks like they really changed the Hulk for this version.